Here lies the broken dreams, the forgotten promises, the
disappeared but not unloved. Here are the children of entertainment, television,
video games, and movies that nearly saw success but were cut down before their
time. In the words of the immortal John Keats, ‘Here lies one whose name was
writ on water’:
Best Science Fiction
MMO:
The Matrix Online
This should have been a rousing success, certainly there
were no competitors of similar MMO’s on the market, but the meteoric rise of
the Matrix franchises’ popularity was matched only by its meteoric fall. The
Matrix Online was a direct causality of the franchises surprisingly short shelf
life. Although it is remembered fondly by those who played it, it was gone far
too quickly.
Honorable Mention: Tabula Rasa/Star Wars Galaxies
Best Science Fiction
TV Show:
Farscape
It’s hard to say that 88 episodes and a two part movie
should be classed as failures, but Farscape spent the majority of its four year
run with a sword of Damocles over its head. Starting from the second season
there were talks of cancelation each season, as it survived each by a hair. Although
fan outcry enabled a series end-capping three hour movie, the show died well
before its time.
Honorable Mention: Defying Gravity/Firefly
Best Science Fiction
Game:
Advent Rising
Advent Rising suffered from the long slow death of its
publisher. A game well before its time it had a magnificent soundtrack composed
by Emmanuel Fratianni, Michael Richard Plowman, Laurie Robinson, and Tommy Tallarico and a story written by Orson Scott Card and Cameron Dayton. If imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery, then the fact that both Halo 4 and Stargate SG-1
have similar storylines should be a testament to its quality.
Best Science Fiction
Movie:
The Chronicles of Riddick
Following the success Pitch Black, starring a young mostly
unheard of Vin Diesel, Chronicles of Riddick was to be the first part of a trilogy staring
the titular anti-hero. Despite a well-regarded cast and a good script fans
didn’t take to the more epic feel of the gritty Furyan and it died a quick and
unlamented death. However, with the continued success of the Fast and Furious
series there is again interest in the Riddick series, but what will come out of
the third movie, aptly named Riddick no one can say.
Best Mystery
Television Show:
Veronica Mars
Three seasons of Mars was all it took for the show to
achieve cult status. A causality of the merging of The WB and UPN networks,
Veronica Mars was at its heart a private eye show centered on the titular
teenage heroine. Often witty, sometimes dark, Mars tackled real issues before
its demise. Recent fan outpouring has made possible the filming of a new movie. With most of the regular cast expected to be aboard, Mars fans will have one last chance to see their heroine in action.
Honorable Mention: Law & Order Criminal Intent/Endgame
Best Fantasy TV Show:
The Legend of the Seeker
The television adaptation of Terry Goodkind’s The Sword of
Truth series was not what it might have been. However, Seeker proved the old adage
about the sum of parts being more than the whole. Most episodes were mundane,
and yet the two full seasons are proof that Fantasy on TV is not only possible,
it can be done well. It can not be said definitively, that it paved the way for
Game of Thrones, but it undoubtedly didn’t hurt.
Honorable Mention: Hercules/Xena/Beastmaster
Best Quirky
Television Show:
Tie: Dead Like Me/Keen Eddie/Wonderfalls/Love Monkey
From a show about Grim Reapers, to a cop show about across
the pond, talking to inanimate objects, and just loving music; these quirky and
odd shows may not have left a large footprint in entertainment history but will
not be forgotten by those who watched them. After all, isn’t that the most
important part?
Best Classic Movie:
Tie: The Wizard of Oz/It’s a Wonderful Life
A little known fact is that while these two movies are
classics that we grew up with, both movies in their theatrical debuts were
flops. Proving time does indeed heal all wounds, Oz, a movie taken from the
books of L. Frank Baum and Wonderful Life, taken from the short story by
Phillip Van Doren Stern; prove that a movie that be down but not out.
Best Western:
Deadwood
The best western show in the modern era, and perhaps the
only one of note before Justified; Deadwood was a story about a town in the
territories struggling to become more than a gold rush camp. Featuring Timothy
Olyphant with trademark swagger, Deadwood featured heroes from historical
record with a sprinkling of Tall Tale on top.
Best TV Show for your
Brain:
The Pretender
A show about an ultra-genius boy who grows into a man,
trying to track down his past and help people along the way to balance his sins,
the Pretender was a show that managed to meld the serialized and the case of the
week storylines fairly well. It and many shows like it are the prototypes of
the modern era procedurals. These traveling hero shows were all the rage back
in the nineties and included Vanishing Son and Renegade, just to name a few.
Honorable Mention: The Profiler/Sliders/Vanishing Son
Best Cancelled Video
Game:
Tie: Star Wars 1313/True Fantasy Live Online
Xbox owners still talk about the one that got away. Before
Microsoft killed any chances of a MMO gracing its console there was TFLO, a
game by Japanese developer Level 5. After years in development and monies
spent, this game was inexplicably cancelled with nary a word on why. Level 5
and Microsoft never worked together again, and to say their relationship has
been strained since then is an understatement. With the closing of Lucas Arts
by Disney, 1313 is in development limbo, though Disney had reportedly been
looking at shunting the project to an outside development house, there is less
and less hope for this game ever launching with each passing day.
Best Emo-filled
Teen-Angst TV Show:
The OC/My So-Called Life/Gilmore Girls
Each show has its fans and each show has its detractors, but
these three of some of the best of the crop. Often faced with an audience that
was growing up before the show could follow in turn, each show is marked by
rapid character turnover, especially The O.C.
Best TV Show
featuring Immortal Characters:
Tie: Angel/Highlander
Shows with Immortal characters rarely play well, of the
many that have come over the years, only a few have even seen a second season
no matter how successful they were initially. There is always the exception
that proves the rule, in this case True Blood is entering its sixth season, but
Angel and Highlander stand out as the best of those cut short. Angel even had
the distinction of having its final year be one of its most successful years.
Best TV Franchises
that have been Dead for too Long:
Tie: Star Trek/Stargate
Even with the success of Star Trek the Movie, Trekkie’s will
have to continue to wait a while longer before their beloved franchise returns
to television. Like Star Gate fans, the issue seems to fall on their past
success. Fans aren’t easily satisfied with any old show, and when the fans
revolt the shows tend to die quick unlamented deaths (Both series final shows were widely criticized by fans before being cancelled). While Star Trek is likely
to be the first show series to return, SG fans will not be so easily forgotten.
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